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I believe might can find a few volunteers to help Ashcroft get waterboarded. From Think Progress » John Ashcroft: I’m Willing To Be Waterboarded

"...During the speech, Ashcroft caused an uproar when he declared Guantanamo Bay was a “good place” for detainees. In addition, he defended the torture tactic of waterboarding:

Ashcroft also responded to questions from the audience. The first question came from a woman who asked if Ashcroft would be willing to be subjected to waterboarding.

“The things that I can survive, if it were necessary to do them to me, I would do,” he said..."