Thursday, November 15, 2012

O'Mind Control

Unbeknownst to Democrats who were seeking a way to influence recalcitrant Congressional Republicans, Obama is, in fact, The Manchurian President, beaming mind altering psychic waves out into the hinterlands. That naturally explains The Benghazi Coverup's incredible success, the bumbling Romney campaign, and the hordes of dusty hued urbanites pillaging the polls in Maine.

Top Georgia GOP Lawmakers Host Briefing on Secret Obama Mind-Control Plot | Mother Jones
President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as "Delphi" to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That's according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month...

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