Future Psychic Headlines: "Obama Claims Victory In Penn
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA---Hillary Rodham Clinton might have won Pennsylvania by 15 points, but Barack Obama is having none of the 'Clinton Victory' talk. 'We did far better than anyone expected. The pollsters, the media, all those people trying to tear down America and our campaign for change were wrong. It was just a few Snuffy Smith types that kept us from claiming all the delegates. Unfortunately, Senator Clinton has chosen to continue her maladroit campaign rather than doing what is best for the Democrat Party and best for America.' Obama's campaign manager..."
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