Sunday, January 29, 2006

Matthews Loves Delay

Yep, another Goddamned blog: Assclowns of the Week: Civil Disobedience Edition: "Chris “Tweety” Matthews did a spot on the sarcastically-named Hardball with Tom DeLay last Tuesday in which he praised the disgraced, Olympic-class crook and former House Majority leader for living the simple life (like Paris Hilton also did for the cameras).

Tom, of course, followed the lead and took the infinitely-charmed Tweety on a magical fictional journey describing his humility and dedication to America. Somehow, the truth didn’t make it to the final edit, such as these examples of Humble Tom’s humble lifestyle. What drives Tom every day?, Matthews asked. Either a bulletproof limousine or a jet owned by big tobacco. "

Why own a palatial estate and all its trappings and attendant headaches when you can live in one rent-free at everybody else's expense? (That's what I call traveling to and fro constantly and staying in the five star hovels Delay frequents. Bet it wouldn't be nearly as fun to stay in a Motel 6 like the rest of us smucks.)

Let's all pose in front of Bush's run-down barn.

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