Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Urine Rules

The Blog | Bill Maher: New Rule: We Don't Need Drug Tests for Librarians | The Huffington Post: "...Last year, Florida's Levy County introduced drug testing for library volunteers. Whose average age is between 60 and 85. The volunteers were required to drive to another city - Gainesville - and urinate in a cup 'within hearing distance' of a laboratory monitor. That'll teach 'em for offering to work for free. 'Okay, grandma, now get pissing. And I'd better hear a nice even unbroken stream...'"

Get your hanging chad here...

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