The Five Minute Rule

Rand Paul Trip To Iowa - Rand Paul's Big Weekend - Esquire:

...Unfortunately, the blog's strict Five Minute Rule as regards the politicians in the Paul family, acting this time disguised as Ezra Klein, wreaked its terrible vengeance once again.

Ultimately, UN bureaucrats will stop at nothing to register, ban and CONFISCATE firearms owned by private citizens like YOU. So far, the gun-grabbers have successfully kept many of their schemes under wraps.

(The Five Minute Rule states that you can listen to any politician from the Paul family for precisely five minutes and agree with pretty much everything that person says. But that at exactly the 5:00:01 mark, the conversation will be Raptured up into the Izonkosphere and the CAPITAL LETTERS will starT to Come OUT.)...