Who ARE You?

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Simply Left BehindThe Non-Rapturist's Guide To The Galaxy: I Don't Buy It:

...So he’s [Edward Snowden] a high school drop out (CNN’s wording), never got even an associate’s degree in computer science, was discharged from the Army at age 20, and was hired by the CIA to do computer security work...after spending most of his adult life shouldering a gun only.

Does any of that even begin to make any sense to anyone? The CIA requires experts in their field, either from experience or from education, neither of which appears to be the case for Snowden, unless he did some bang-up job for the Army fresh out of high school...

He does seem awfully articulate for a drop-out.