Winky Wonk

Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip: "...Having successfully ended the Iraq and Afghanistan and Drug wars, impeached and convicted Bush and Cheney, ended poverty, rebuilt our crumbling cities, educated our children, restored good-paying union jobs to our working class and solved global warming through American technological ingenuity, America’s liberals decided the only thing left to do was get a bunch of right-wing entertainers fired for obnoxious statements — or, “for doing the showbiz job they were hired to do...”"