The Marco Plan

Marco Rubio's Tax Plan Does Not Compute:

There is no con more neocon than Young Marco Rubio. And there is no more laughable specimen on the Laffer Curve, either. Because he has not had an original thought since the onset of puberty, Young Marco has been stuffed full of Reaganaut mythology. I fully expect that, any day now, he'll turn up in Berlin, saying, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall," over and over again until a kindly passerby nudges his brain into the next groove.

The Tax Policy Center got ahold of Young Marco's economic plan—titled, I believe, "Fck Math. An F-35 In Every Pot." Apparently, as a result, most of the Center's experts can be found under sedation in the emergency ward of Our Lady Of The Magic Asterisk Hospital...