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Trump Claims Ad Directly Quoting Him Is Misquoting Him | Wonkette

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang
21 minutes ago

There once was a fellow named Trump
Who was running for boss of this dump
His ideas were bold
All plated with gold
And he pulled them straight out of his rump