No To Park Naming!

No, no, no, no. Hell No! After the Federal government seized property from my ancestors and the Native Americans, I want no speck of commercial crap inside the parks. They are not only a refuge from the noise and pollution of modern life, but refuge from the constant nagging of advertising and branding. NO!

Yosemite, sponsored by Starbucks? National Parks to start selling some naming rights. - The Washington Post:

A Coca-Cola Visitor Center will still be off-limits, but an auditorium at Yosemite National Park named after Coke will now be permitted. Naming rights to roads are not up for grabs, but visitors could tour Bryce Canyon in a bus wrapped in the Michelin Man...