Wednesday, July 23, 2008

McCain Names Powell As Veep?

"DOOM,MN--In a move today that has caused the Obama campaign nightmares for weeks, Sen. John McCain has named Gen. Colin Powell as his Vice-Presidential selection and Powell has accepted.

Independent analyst Alfred Neuman said, "The only scenario worse for the Democrats is if McCain named Hillary Clinton as his running mate..."


billy pilgrim said...

honest injun? is this true?

is norman schwarzkopf available for obama?

Bob said...

Bob Barr is courting Norman. Meanwhile, Alfred (E.) Neuman is worrying about nothing. Obama is trying to figure out a way to get either Ahnold or Billy Joel as Veep.