Old Man Romp and Stomp

I've been surfing through the comments in unfriendly territory and it seems the main criticism of John McCain is that he is old: "old white man," "old angry white man," "just old," etc. I've got news for the Sons and Daughters of the Chosen One: the old theme is not gonna play any better than the bitch theme. You might note that old people have something young people want and usually do not have: money.