Mrs. Clinton Directs Men In Black

Will Smith sighting, anyone? This has been going on for several Galactic Standard Eons, which explains how Bill Clinton managed to get elected.

Swing State Project: NY-Sen: Hillary's Newest Opponent: Stark Raving Nuts: " A Republican challenger to Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton is bizarrely claiming that the former first lady has been spying in her bedroom window and flying helicopters over her house in the Hamptons, witnesses told The Post yesterday.

Former Reagan-era Pentagon official Kathleen 'KT' McFarland stunned a crowd of Suffolk County Republicans on Thursday by saying:

'Hillary Clinton is really worried about me, and is so worried, in fact, that she had helicopters flying over my house in Southampton today taking pictures,' according to a prominent GOP activist who was at the event.

'She wasn't joking, she was very, very serious, and she also claimed that Clinton's people were taking pictures across the street from her house in Manhattan, taking pictures from an apartment across the street from her bedroom,' added the eyewitness, who is not involved in the Senate race.

Wow. This is just too, too good. (And, in case you don't click the link, several non-anonymous sources also confirmed McFarland's remarks.) At this point, I'm actually feeling sorry for McFarland and the Republicans, so I thought I might offer them some helpful information, in the form of this chart:" Here.

I didn't want to steal any more of the post, but you do owe to yourself to click on the link and check-out the anatomy of the MIB helicopter (forward peno tube actually causes spontaneous human combustion, etc. Who woulda thunk it?)