Friday, March 31, 2006

Religion Dooms Us

"...So if you think that John McCain is going to hold back the religious nuts running the government, think again. Same goes for Hillary; she voted for this war, after all. We've already birthed a million jihadists by screwing around in Iraq, and now that Hamas has landed a parliamentary vote of confidence, that particular pissing match over a patch of land smaller than Haiti could escalate into a serious conflagration. Meanwhile, the rest of us who could give a **** about our ancestors' obsolete squabbles and worldviews will be dealing with a planet that's going to Hell in a hurry. From another Dust-Bowl drought to melting polar caps to a killer asteroid named Apophis and onward into oblivion, we've got a lot to work to do. It'd be great if you lazy religious bastards would get up off your antiquated a***s and start helping us out rather than making our jobs not just dangerous, but impossible."

Don't hold back. Give it me straight. No sugarcoating. Tell us how you really feel.

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