Thursday, August 03, 2006

Saving the World

How to Erode Bush's Base: One Man's Journey from Blind Loyalist to Visionary Patriot!: ". . .We all know that Bush ran into his own 'Battle of the Little Bighorn' with the Dubai ports deal. Every Bush sycophant in the nation through up their hands and said hey, 'if we are suppose to be fighting them over there, why are you inviting them over hear to watch out ports?!' I posited this very question to my friend and true to form he was anti-Arab and demanded Bush retract the deal. Forget all the other reason that makes sense to all us 'critical thinkers'. All he knew was he wasn't going to have Arab 'towel heads' manage his ports! Problem was, his illustrious and revered Commander-in-Chief was in disagreement with 75% of the nation, including my friend! What to do, what to do?


Quick thinking, I sent him a petition link to sign saying he was against the port deal. Once done I said, 'Welcome to the revolution and being a dissident!' He was perplexed at first. Then, I calmly explained to him that he now, in fact DID have something to hide! He disagreed with President Bush. This made him a radical, a possible 'terrorist threat', a potential 'enemy combatant' and subject to the brutal provisions of the Patriot Act on how to deal with people that disagree with Big Brother. . ."

Read the rest of the conversion here.

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