Monday, September 11, 2006

The Oration of Socration Bush

Hullabaloo: ". . .They did show the 'My Pet Goat' footage, but Ari and Andy helpfully explained that it was highly unusual for anyone to interrupt the president in the middle of a photo-op so it shows just how seriously they all took it.

We then learned that he was desperate to get back to the White House, saying immediately, 'I'm not gonna let some tin-horn [dictator] terrorist keep me outta Washington.'

They portray him as being very unusually voluble throughout that day --- in private, at least. Later, after he insisted that he take marine-one instead of a motorcade because he wanted to 'land at the white house' he looked down upon the smoldering pentagon and said to no one in particular, 'the mightiest building in the world is on fire --- this is the face of war in the 21st Century.'

Sure he did. "

Gasp! Do you mean, sir, that quotation doesn't sound like our most excellent and articulate leader, Socrates du Bush?

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