Monday, September 11, 2006

Satire, Get It?

AMERICAblog: A great nation deserves the truth: "
The lessons of September 11
by John in DC - 9/11/2006 01:31:00 PM

* The Constitution only applies when the going gets easy.
* War is the answer, even when you forget the question.
* The truth is for sissies.
* America has never faced an enemy as dangerous and as intent on killing us as [King George, the Civil War, World War I, the Germans, the Japanese, a nuclear Soviet Union] Al Qaeda.
* The real September 11 story was badly in need of editing.
* Just because they say it makes it so.
* We have always been at war with Oceania.
* A fool is born every election day.
* Due process is for the innocent.
* Patriotism means never having to say you're sorry.
* It's all Sandy Berger's fault."

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