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...Be careful out there this weekend. There will be a lot of Obamatrons on the loose and alcohol and Obama fever is a horrible combination. If you find yourself surrounded by a pod of them at a cookout tomorrow or Saturday, do.not.incite them.to.anger. It will be tough. Trust me. But, do your best to nod and smile and say, "Look. Let's not talk politics. Let's just have a great time and keep all of this serious stuff aside." Now, hear me and hear me well. That may not work. It probably won't work. You will probably be pressured to give them a swift and decisive answer as to whether or not you will be supporting their Fearless Leader Spineless Leader. Take notes here. If you know for sure that they've been drinking liquor, when they start that screeching and yelling at you demanding an answer, quickly look at your watch and shout, "Hey, I think Obama is on with Olbermann right now!" They will scurry away trying to find the nearest television like dogs in heat! This will give you the necessary freedom you need to make a run for your car. Do it and do it quick because they are going to be P-Oh'd when they find out you were lying. I'm talking, pissed. Be careful, don't drink and drive and have a good one! We've got lots of work left to do. By Monday, we'll officially have less than four months to go on operations Party Unity, My Ass and the subsequent KeeptheChange08. All my best...even to Obamazoids. --SUGAR
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